“So, this next house, what do you think?”
“It’s smaller than what we were hoping for.”
“Yes, I know you’re looking for another bedroom, but there’s a lovely sea view and a good bus route nearby.”
“The garden’s also lovely, Gwen; I know you’ve been wanting some space for a few projects.”
“I know dear, but what about the ghosts? The building’s only a few decades old and there’s hardly any spiritual presence.”
“There is a cemetery within walking distance, and there are local community seances.”
“That sound good, but it doesn’t beat having a ghost in your own home.”