Heather was always amazed at people who asked for some kind of health cleanse. Wanting to cleanse yourself from a curse or evil spirits was one thing, and she was more than happy to help, but more often then not they wanted something to ‘rid their bodies of toxins’. As if they didn’t already have livers.

She tried to explain that no, dragon blood would not protect them from GM food, nor could it cure depression, but nobody ever listened. Eventually Heather just stopped advertising. Most of her business came from word of mouth anyway, so her sales weren’t affected.