Listeners, have you been having strange dreams lately?
According to a recent study by dream specialist Michael Morcu, there has been a spike in bizarre dream-related phenomena in the past few months, including prophecy, telekinesis, and ghost communication.
If you have experienced anything like this, or if you simply wish to discuss your dream interpretations, please contact Michael by phone, email, or via dream communications, to help gather more info into these occurrences.
Also, Michael has asked that whoever is projecting themselves into his dreams to loom as a shadowy figure should please stop, as it is “really, really creepy”.
(inspired by this post)