FOR SALE
Gold amulet with minor curse. Causes your left foot to itch constantly. Email me with offers.

WANTED
I am currently working on a time machine. I’m almost finished, and need someone to help test it. No time wasters please.

FOR SALE
Teddy bear. Nothing magical or weird about it, but it has a lot of sentimental value, so it might be good for spells. It’s name is Tim.

FOR SALE
Baby shoes. Never worn. I bought way too many shoes when my wife gave birth and some of them are practically new. Email me if you want them.

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