ARIES
This is your month, your time to shine. Be the star you were born to be.
TAURUS
It’s time to have a holiday. Try visiting another planet. Try visiting another solar system. Expand your horizons and travel across the galaxies.
GEMINI
Venus is in your house. In the kitchen, to be precise. We don’t know how a planet managed to fit into that pokey little room. It’s very impressive.
CANCER
Life is essentially meaningless, and that junk food you ate really doesn’t matter in the long run. Don’t worry about it.
LEO
Remember to do that science essay.
VIRGO
A dream will turn into reality. It will probably be the dream about spiders.
LIBRA
It is time.
SCORPIO
This month will be a time of great discoveries. Discoveries about yourself, about your life, but mainly about the thing that lurks beneath the rec centre.
SAGITTARIUS
You will feel great unrest around the full moon.
CAPRICORN
Your dreams will reveal a great mystery of time, which you will forget upon waking.
AQUARIUS
Your lucky number is the number three. Use this to your advantange.
PISCES
It is time to escape. Escape from what? It’s best not to know.

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