LIBRA
Give flowers. Sacrifice plant life in the name of your love.
SCORPIO
Consider watching a romantic movie together. Suggestions include You’ve Got Mail, Shakespeare in Love, and Diehard 3.
SAGITTARIUS
A sword. They’re not only romantic, but are also very practical.
CAPRICORN
Light candles and scatter rose petals. Consider arranging candles in a pentagram formation for maximum romance.
AQUARIUS
Plan a date night. If dates aren’t your thing, plan a raisin night instead.
PISCES
Maybe chocolates?
ARIES
Prepare the finest meal from scratch. Pour your heart into it. Pour your sweat into it. Pour your soul into it. This won’t make it more appetising, but it will show that you care.
TAURUS
Give them your heart. Simply carve open your chest and pull it out.
GEMINI
Sing a love song.
CANCER
Offer up your undying love. Become immortal to fulfil this promise.
LEO
Write a romantic poem.
VIRGO
Serve their enemies’ head on a platter.

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