LEO
You will find a thick forest with a stream running through it. The way the light filters through the trees makes you feel at peace. You will walk until you find a small cottage in a clearing, dusty and decrepit with age with age. Your life is here now.
VIRGO
You will find a cat. You will find many cats. You will pet most of them.
LIBRA
There will be laughter and tears. Sometimes at the same time. Be sure to have a few tissues at hand, it might get a little messy.
SCORPIO
Ask again later.
SAGITTARIUS
You will meet a beautiful stranger. The two of you will talk briefly and part ways. You never see each other again. This is probably for the best.
CAPRICORN
Pain. Despair. Possibly cookies.
AQUARIUS
Burnt rosemary is a great way to remove the smell of decaying meat. Use this knowledge to your advantage.
PISCES
Avoid water at all costs. This will make bathing difficult, but it will all work out in the long run. How? Do not ask.
ARIES
Take no heed of ravens’s talk. They only tell gossip and rumour.
TAURUS
Coconuts are more deadly than sharks. This has nothing to do with the future, but it’s good to know.
GEMINI
There is an empty town deep in an empty desert. You will wander the streets, calling out an unanswered “Hello?” that echos out across the sand. You will set up camp behind town hall, unaware of the eyes that watch you.
CANCER
Look to the sky, Keep looking. You will finally find answers there.

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