You will meet a tall, handsome stranger. So tall. So very, very tall. Why are they so tall?
Are you really wearing that? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a brave choice, but… really?
Spiders aren’t all bad.
How many shadows do you have? Just one? Are you sure?
Your lucky number is: 87. Your lucky feeling is: immense curiosity. Your lucky organ is: your sister’s nose.
Simon says: Touch your toes. Lucy says: Remember your keys. Richmond says: That sweater? With those jeans?
Feeling tired? Lost? Alone? Yeah, me too.
I wouldn’t look behind you if I were you. Then again, I’m not you, so feel free to do whatever you want.
Don’t forget to bring your keys! Or your wallet! Or that floating eyeball in your kitchen!
You should tell Richmond to go screw himself.
You do the hokey cokey and you shake it all about. The ritual is now complete.