I know what you did. We all know what you did.
The best place to hide a body this week would be three feet behind the rec center. Be sure to use this knowledge to your advantage.
Your lucky number is: 11. Your lucky colour is: absolute zero. Your lucky corvid is: corvus tasmanicus.
Red lights at morning, sailors take warning. Blue light at morning, foxes take warning. No light at morning, death.
It’s already too late.
Just keep running, and don’t look behind you.
Your lottery numbers are: 22, 54, 7, 38, 15, and 80.
Go ahead, walk right under that ladder. That’s it, go on.
Do not try to use Virgo’s numbers. This will only result in pain and death and decay.
What happens next is up to you.
You might as well eat that last slice of cake. Treat yourself!