Townsfolk are reminded not to leave their homes this evening, for they will be arriving. They, who slither and slink from the darkness, they, who thirst for human destruction and who delight in wreaking havoc, they, who only come once a year but whose presence we all dread. Lock your doors, barricade your windows against the night, and may God have mercy on your souls.

Also, a raffle is being held to help raise money for the new church steeple. Prizes include a bottle of wine and opera tickets. Be sure to get your tickets today! Call Becky for details.